BREAKING! White Pansies For Plato Authors Beaten Senseless By Black Mob!

By Penelope Dreadful
navigator_phixr We have learned that two of Pansies For Plato’s authors,  Mick Dumdell and Ellie Mangle-Lero, and several of their friends,  were set upon this afternoon and severely beaten by a large Black mob.  Mr. Dumdell’s Lincoln Navigator was torched, and is a total loss.

The incident came about as a result of Mr. Dumdell’s and Ms. Mangle-Lero’s desire to atone for their enjoyment of the new television show, Wayward Pines, and the white privilege it represents. Mr. Dumdell wrote a fine piece on this issue the other day, and this excerpt explains why he, and the other white people, went to the inner city Black neighborhood:

I enjoy the show [Wayward Pines] immensely,  while at the same time I am wracked with guilt for all the white privilege it exposes. I don’t plan to stop watching it.  I have to know how it ends. Plus, M. Night Shyamalan is an Indian-American, and it would be very racist to not watch his show. Because his people were colonized by the British the same way that Obama’s forebears were. I talked to several of my friends, some who post here, and we have decided that we should pay our own personal penance for watching the show.

So, six of us are going to leave our gated communities in suburbia, pile into my Lincoln Navigator, and travel en masse to a poor Black neighborhood in our city, and hand out bottled artesian water, and healthy organic oatmeal-raisin cookie treats to Black youths at the numerous playgrounds and basketball courts. They are out for summer vacation, and this would be a good way for us to express our solidarity with them during their period of grief following the deaths of Michael Brown, Freddie Gray, and the nine Blacks in Charleston.

I will take pictures and post them here. Ellie Mangle-Lero is going with me and I am sure that she will write some good poems about the experience. I hope that I have managed to make you more aware of all the racism and white privilege that surrounds us. The racism that none of us see unless we are actively searching for it.

Apparently, when they arrived at the inner city playground, and began handing out organic oatmeal-raisin cookies to the Black children there, they were mistaken for a group of white child molesters who were trying to lure the Black children inside the Navigator.  I was able to talk briefly with Ms. Mangle-Lero, who was beaten, and nearly sexually assaulted by several Black youths. Thankfully, the police arrived in the nick of time, and were able to wrest Ms. Mangle-Lero from their grasp. She has been treated for her numerous bruises, cuts, lacerations, and cracked ribs. I only had a few moments with her before she was put under heavy sedation.

I have not yet been able to talk to Mr. Dumdell,  as he was involuntarily committed to a local mental health facility for a 72 hour observation period.  The police report has not yet been released, but I did have a brief discussion with one of the officers. He reported that Mr. Dumdell,  “was acting as crazy as a betsy bug, and ranting about organic oatmeal-raisin cookies,  somebody called Abby,  and a TV show called Wayward Pines.” In light of the above excerpt,  it is clear that Mr. Dumdell was trying to explain to the officers why they were in the neighborhood and handing out cookies to the children.

I have secured legal representation for Mr. Dumdell, and am sure that we can obtain his early release in this unfortunate matter. That is all the information I have at this time. Their injuries do not appear to be life threatening, thanks in part to the timely arrival of the police and SWAT team! I expect that they will both be back home in a few days.  I will provide more information as it becomes available.  In the meantime, let us all pray for their speedy recovery!

Penelope Dreadful

About Penelope Dreadful

An attorney, with a rye sense of humor.
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11 Responses to BREAKING! White Pansies For Plato Authors Beaten Senseless By Black Mob!

  1. Shadow says:

    Well, I’m sure they have Obamacare.


  2. Shadow says:

    Who will post in their place while they recover?


    • Shadow,

      For right now I will try to post more. I am not sure if Mick will be held for the entire 72 hours or not. The lawyers went over there, but the staff had zonked him out with some big time anti-psychotic meds. The lawyers are trying to get in touch with the head psychiatrist, and he isn’t returning their calls. I am sure when they explain the situation Mick won’t have to wait the whole 72 hours. At any rate, he gets a hearing Thursday afternoon. Maybe he can have visitors tomorrow. Meanwhile, his SUV has been towed to a junkyard. I hope some of the cookies survived!


  3. Nick Spinelli says:

    LOL! I mentioned one time in general, about Dumdell living on a golf course. He always made A POINT that he couldn’t afford to live on the ocean. I had no fucking idea where the asshole lived. There are so many golf courses in Florida I just said it in passing. HE WENT NUTSO. He accused me of “spying” on him. The fact I’m a PI freaks out insecure people. But, more than anything, he was ashamed for people to know he lived on a Florida golf course. Didn’t fit the progressive persona he likes to fabricate.


    • F.Annie says:

      You are so full of yourself! I know the real Mick Dumdell, and he is very sure of his own masculinity, and very, very confident about his manhood! He would never go NUTSO.


  4. @NickS

    Hi Nick!!! Can you believe this??? They thought him and Ellie were white child molesters! Didn’t something like that happen in that Trayvon Martin case? Maybe I need to review that, because I could just swear Trayvon thought Zimmerman was a “cracker molester” or something like that, Wouldn’t it be ironic if Dumdell got a dose of what Zimmerman got? OH, I would just ROTFLMAO!!!

    Squeeky Fromm
    Girl Reporter


  5. Nick Spinelli says:

    Aridog is commenting over there and getting the gang snark treatment. They will move from snark to venom if Aridog makes one mistake. If he says anything “homophobic, racist, sexist, etc.” he will be banned. Gino is a Nazi. But, his problem goes past politics and PC. He has SERIOUS control issues. I think he’s been arrested for cuffing around his ex? He has alluded to that in the past. And, there’s a reason he doesn’t practice law. I surmise it’s tied to aberrant behavior of some sort. He is a horrible underachiever.


  6. John says:


    If you want a laugh, check out this thread:

    The usual suspects (Inga, Elaine, Blouisem that bloviating windbag, Spindell, etc. ) are, with a straight face, claiming that Aridog is “looking for reasons to be offended.” Please those nitwits would have nothing in their lives if they stopped “looking for things to be offended about.”


  7. Nick Spinelli says:

    Ari and I have discussed that cesspool. Ari is much like myself in that we were liberal when young, but grown conservative as we experienced the world. We remain liberal on a select few subjects. I feel confident Ari will know when it’s time to get out of that sewer. He is a good man w/ a big heart. And, he’s smart as hell.


  8. Pingback: Pansies Author Mick Dumdell Released From Mental Health Institution! (A Surprise Ending!) | Pansies For Plato

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