By Mssr. Lee Fou
I am picking up on a theme started by my good friend, Mick Dumdell, the other day to the effect that our heteronormative society places little or no value on the physical sexual manifestations of LGBTQ love. Well, I am here to tell you that gay orgasms are just as important to society as heterosexual orgasms. Sure, maybe what happens between gay men doesn’t make babies, but what does that matter? Most heterosexual sex doesn’t make babies either!
Disrespect the act, and soon you will disrespect the actors! Heteronormative Privilege is older than White Privilege! Remember Sodom and Gomorrah? Gee have a little fun, and WHOOOSH! here comes the fire and brimstone raining down from the skies! But how do all of us concerned heterosexual people begin to rid ourselves of this horrible prejudice? Here is my idea!
I propose that we all start using a new Twitter hashtag—#gayorgasmsmatter. Because gay orgasms should matter to us all. As a good and caring people, we should hope that gay people the world over should be able to get their jollies the same way that heterosexual couples or threesomes or foursomes get theirs!
So, use the new hashtag, and whenever you encounter a gay person, be sure to tell them that their orgasm matters to you!
Mssr. Lee Fou