By Mssr. Lee Fou
While I was giving serious consideration to Dr. Adam Kotsko’s suggestion that white people should commit mass suicide to make up for white privilege and the onus of slavery, it suddenly hit me! This is a conservative trick! First, here is a recap of the tweets in question:
Adam Kotsko, if he even exists, is supposedly an assistant humanities professor at Shimer College, a small college and great books bastion on Chicago’s South Side. But I think he is really a false identity set up by somebody like James O’Keefe, or Ann Coulter, or Greg Gutfeld.
Because this is obviously a ploy to trick liberal and progressive white people to kill themselves which leaves – TA DA!- only the conservative troglodyte whites left alive! Yeah, nice try Republicans, to steal the 2016 elections! Oh, you almost got away with it!
What saved me, and I also hope many others, from paying the ultimate penalty, is the reality that Black people can not survive without us liberal white people. Without us caring and concerned whites, who would pay for food stamps, and Section 8 housing, and medicaid, and all the other programs? Certainly not Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, and all those Confederate flag waving, trailer park living, bunch of southern rednecks!
If we white liberals willingly launch ourselves out into the Great Beyond, do you really think it would take more than a few weeks before Blacks were left starving in their cars and under bridges, having been tossed from their government paid housing? It is our burden, but we must continue living for them!
Mssr. Lee Fou