By R.O. Chester
Well, well, well. . . over at the Whitey McWhite legal website of Jonathan Turley, there is a story about Professor Sistah Zandria Robinson, who just put a big one over on all the White Folks!
Now a Memphis professor, Zandria Robinson, has triggered the same debate after denouncing whites and insisting that “whiteness is most certainly and inevitably terror.” However, in Robinson’s case, she was rehired by Rhodes College, which seemed to view her controversial comments as a positive element supporting her appointment. Some have criticized the decision and asked again if a white professor had called blackness a “terror,” if those comments would have been deemed a positive intellectual perspective.
Robinson taught sociology at University of Memphis until resigning on June 11th after her social media postings were made public. She said that she did not want her daughter attending school with “snotty privileged whites” and that “whiteness is most certainly and inevitably terror.” She added that there was a need for “thinkpieces about how more mental health services could prevent white people from acting how they are conditioned to act.”
So, Sistah Zandria is going from a school that is 50% White, to one that is 80% White, and this is going to calm down all those terrors she has. This ain’t nothing but Brer Rabbit and the Briar Patch 21st Century Edition! Oh puhlease don’t throw me in with all those white folks, oh puhlease! Oh, Sistah Zandria done put one over on them!
All us Black Folks has got to do to get what we want from the White Folks is say the proper “In Word.” Back in the day, the “In Word” was how much you loved Whitey, and you got to move to the Big House! No more cotton-picking fingers for you!
Nowadays, Whitey likes feeling guilty, and likes to beat up on himself, so if you tell him how much you are afraid of him, and all his evil ways, you get to git on up out of the hood! You go girl! All that White Terror you faced! Now, the Klan and burning crosses, that was terror! Bull Connor was terror. Getting your church blowed up, with you in it, that was terror! Nowadays for us Blacks, terror is trying to get a job without affirmative action, getting a “It’s your kid!” result on the DNA Test on the Maury Povich Show, or worst of all, getting married and losing all the benefits! Lawdy help us! Oh please, Lawdy, help us all!
Then the part that made me laugh the most is this one, said in all seriousness:
My primary concern is that there should not be a double standard. When a white professor is targeted for such comments in the future, will Professors Robinson and Grundy be the first to step forward in defense of their free speech? I would hope so.
Well, hope in one hand, Whitey, and spit in the other, and see which one gets full first!