By Penelope Dreadful
While we here at Pansies For Plato boldly tackle the relevant issues of 2015, our parody website, Flowers For Socrates, is mired knee deep fighting about The Civil War. They seemed to have realized the futility of ever being taken seriously, and are opting for a “new look,” hoping that will put a little life into their stale and predictable drivel.
I wish them luck! Might I be sooo bold as to suggest a new theme with a parchment background. Or maybe cuneiform? That would be more in line with their antique mindset. Or perhaps, one with numerous balloons in the header and around the sidebars? You know, the kind filled with hot air to commemorate all the bloviation!
Or, perhaps a Circus Theme! With elephants, and men on flying trapezes. (or is it, trapezii???) Then, the authors on the sidebars can fit right in as the . . . Oh I must be polite here! Let’s just say, that big red rubber noses and seltzer bottles would not be out of place!
I truly hope this helps! 🙂