Cecil, The Lion, Is More Important To White America Than Trayvon Martin!

By Mick “Spin” Dumdell


Seasick Sea Serpents And Weird Little White Kids Were Welcome, But Not Blacks!

Damn it! I slept late this morning and a conservative, Joel B.Pollak, at Breitbart beat me to the punch! A CONSERVATIVE!!!

An American dentist from Minnesota has allegedly killed an iconic Zimbabwean lion named Cecil with a bow and arrow in a trophy hunt. The Internet is outraged, perhaps rightly so. It is telling, however, that the deaths of thousands of ordinary Zimbabweans, and the starvation and displacement of millions, have failed to rouse anything like the same level of anger.

President Barack Obama had the decency to exclude Zimbabwean dictator, Robert Mugabe, from the African Union summit in Ethiopia. But he, too, has largely been silent on Zimbabwe.

Could there be any better illustration that black lives do not matter to our liberal media and political elites?

Earlier this week, Obama was in Ethiopia, where he referred to its “democratically elected government.” In reality, Ethiopia’s elections have been a total fraud. “The prime minister of Ethiopia was just elected with 100 percent of the vote,” said noted Obama critic…Susan Rice, at a briefing last week. Obama piled on, joking about running for a third term, even as Mugabe called the two-term limit a “rope around the neck” of African leaders.

Zimbabwe has been on the slide for decades. The rot set in during the 1980s, when Mugabe’s forces killed tens of thousands from the Ndebele minority as he consolidated his control over the government.

In the late 1990s, as the country’s socialist economy slid into a deep fiscal crisis, Mugabe targeted gays and trade unions, and called a constitutional referendum to expand his powers. When he lost, he launched a racist terror campaign against white farmers–destroying the country’s economy–and accelerated his persecution of the opposition.

The world yawned, mostly–even though animals as precious as Cecil were poached from Zimbabwe’s national parks, not for trophy hunting but for food. George W. Bush declared Zimbabwe an “outpost of tyranny,” but the left took little interest–because, well, Bush.

Obama came to office determined to ignore Bush’s democracy agenda. Amidst the hysteria over policing in the U.S. which Obama has joined the left in stoking, no one bothered with the police state in Zimbabwe, Ethiopia, or elsewhere.

So spare the angst over Cecil, liberals. Black lives don’t matter to you.


I thought about just plagiarizing this, because really, how many readers here ever check out Breitbart anyway? But honesty, and fear of being busted out, won out. What I would like to add is that I have seen more sorrow, anger, and outrage over the death of Cecil, the lion, than I saw over Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown and Freddie Gray COMBINED! True, Cecil was an African, so there is that aspect, but still Cecil wasn’t an African-American.

I wish I had written the above article, but that is what I get for “lion in bed.’

Your very truly,

Mick “Spin” Dumdell

FootNote: The Image is:

Actress Celeste Holm pouring milk for Beany and Cecil, the Seasick Sea Serpent. Best remembered today as a
1960’s animated series (one of the first color shows on ABC), the program originated with puppets handled and voiced by Dawes Butler and Stan Freberg. Called Time for Beany, the Emmy award-winning show aired from 1949-1954, originally on Paramount’s first attempt at a “fourth network,” then syndicated.


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11 Responses to Cecil, The Lion, Is More Important To White America Than Trayvon Martin!

  1. I heard that the Lion recently changed its name to Caitlyn.


    • Hello Chief Consort, etc.

      I am so glad to see you here. I really enjoy your comments at Jonathan Turley’s website!

      As for Cecil, I am not surprised! Both he and Bruce are just big pussies! Also, I borrowed your (spit!) thing. It gets used here on occasion.


  2. Spitting is necessary when saying Words That Must Not Be Said.

    Caitlyn lion was in transition at the time, and just had a Vogue photoshoot:


  3. Trope-a-Dope says:

    Excuse me you two, but I believe Cecil was gender queer/gender non-conforming. No self-respecting testosterone-laced MALE lion would let a HUman put a collar on him. Please show some sensitivity and get the labels right. Especially you, Chief Consort. The obvious gender neutral name is Caelan (or maybe Chris).


  4. True, Trope.
    It’s all in the mind.

    From one day to the next, I can’t decide if I am a Cablinasian Neo-gender Table Lamp or a MexiNorwegiPakiUzbeckian Sled Dog.


  5. Somedays I’m both, and pee on my own leg.


  6. Trope-a-Dope says:

    LOL! But where is the Eunuch category? I mean, they even have a history. I think we should write a letter to UC. expressing our displeasure.

    Forever furthering the cause,

    Trope, A Dope.


  7. I think the standard name for Eunuch is “GI Joe doll.”


  8. Nick Spinelli says:

    Liberals love animals more than unborn babies.


  9. luminapede says:

    The reason the photo elicited such an enormous viscera reaction is that it IS a photo. An abstract description of the pleasure killing of endangered African apex predators would get zero attention. Suggestion: Photoshop a picture of a grinning overfed Mugabe gloating over the bodies of a few of his murdered countrymen.


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