Houston, You Have A Problem!

By Sacks Roamers


It Was Rodney’s Own Fault For Trying To Use The Ladies Restroom!

Well, the dike has been broken and a flood of voters are set to make it safe to tinkle in Texas again. The Texas Supreme Court told Lesbian Houston Mayor Annise Parker to obey the law, and either hold a referendum or revoke the ordinance permitting transgenders to use the bathroom of their choice. Here’s the skinny:

AUSTIN, July 28, 2015 (ChurchMilitant.com) – The Texas Supreme Court has issued a ruling against a local law allowing transgendered individuals to use the bathroom of their choice.

In May 2014, Houston’s mayor Annise Parker signed into law the Houston Equal Rights Ordinance (HERO), an ordinance allowing “transgender” individuals to use the public restrooms designated for whatever sex they sincerely perceived themselves to be, regardless of their biological sex.

Within two months, Houstonians rallied against HERO as well as their mayor — the first openly lesbian mayor of a major American city. They began a petition to repeal the new law, or else put the option of repealing it on the ballot for a vote.

That petition was then delivered to the city with more than 50,000 signatures — except most of them were discounted by the mayor, and the final, official count was found as failing to fulfill the 17,269-signee requirement. “[M]ost of the pages contained mistakes that invalidated the entire page of signatures,” according to the city.

Opponents of HERO suspected foul play, however, and formally sued over the rejection of their acquired signatures. Soon afterward is when the ordinance really hit national headlines, as Mayor Parker issued five subpoenas requesting copies of the sermons of some local Christian pastors who didn’t like the ordinance.

Following a storm of backlash for this attempt to hamper free speech, Mayor Parker eventually dropped the subpoenas.

The overall battle continued to the Supreme Court of Texas, which released its decision Friday.

The Court ruled against Mayor Parker and the city, holding that if the city council doesn’t repeal the ordinance by August 24 of this year, HERO will be decided by a popular vote during the city’s next general election.

Until then, it cannot be enforced.


Mu guess is that she will have to be told “No!” by the voters as a results of the election. I do not see her going quietly into that good night. If she refused to make an honest count of the signatures for a referendum, she is obviously very personally invested in the issue of who goes to what bathroom.

The problem with this whole thing is, that nobody really knows who is being sincere about being trans-gendered, and who is just being a bathroom peeping tom pee-pee freak. Any male creep off the street could claim to be a woman inside, and invade the privacy of the lady’s room. My money is on Texans doing the right thing.

Sacks Roamer
The Unknown Blogger

FootNote: The Image is from the wonderful 1967 cannibal cult classic, Spider Baby. All the kids in that family were “born that way”, and had no choice about their lifestyle.

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2 Responses to Houston, You Have A Problem!

  1. Paul C. Schulte says:

    I do not know why you are putting it on the men going to the women’s, women are sexual predators too. As a rather odd example, they made the men’s restrooms unisex during football games at ASU because the women would get back up. For the men, ASU uses a trough system, rather than urinals, which can add to the speed of occupant turnover. Maybe Houston should try this and the mayor can be the first at the trough.


    • Sacks Roamer says:

      Hi PaulCs!!!

      You will never guess who this is! No, i don’t think you will see many women sneaking into the Men’s Room. My goodness, but all the germs and stuff would gross us out! It will be creepy old men who will be pretending to be “trans” who are going to be the problem.

      Sack Roamer
      The Unknown Blogger


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