By Sacks Roamer
One of my “Sekrit Sources” has provided me an advance copy of Bernie Sanders’ new campaign ad.
Remember, you seen it here first. (Oh, I sure hope this isn’t a hoax!)
The Unknown Blogger
Note 1. My BFF, Penelope Dreadful, just asked my “friend”, Squeeky Fromm Girl Reporter, to compose an Irish Poem for Katherine Timpf, a FOXNews contributor, who was worrying about the Grim Reaper and his scythe. (Is that a phallic symbol???) Anyway, sooo, I sobered Squeeky up with some cold water to the face, and some Lola Savannah Almond Joy coffee, and voila!:
The Timpf-erence Movement???
An Irish Poem by Squeeky Fromm
There once was a lady named Timpf-
Who sadly is now cold and limpf!
But I know she’d a thunk,
We all should get drunk!
Sooo, Top Shelf for me! I won’t scrimpf!